Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
|police officer:||you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest|
|me:||whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:|
|police officer:||haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook|